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- Stephen Colbert, who is a huge Star Wars Fan, gave a hilarious analysis of Kylo Ren's light saber after the first teaser dropped in 2014 after skeptics online criticized it: ----- "Sadly, there are some Stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin' nerf herders out there who aren't thrilled with the new weapon. They say if these things are supposed to protect your hands like sword hilts, it wouldn't work cause the first time you cross lightsabers and it slid down to the bottom of the blade, your opponents light saber would chop through the little side sabers & chop off your hand. But see, this is how it works. I've done my analysis. People think it's actually 3 different plasma streams, but it's all one. The long stream comes out, but the other two are attached to it okay? They don't stop where the metal hilt ends, the little metal jolts are just casings around the little beams to protect your hand. Even if someone slices through the Medal, they're going to hit the beam. Any Padawan knows that." ----- "Now, I know what your thinking. You saying uh, (mocking voice): "but Stephen, in the trailer, the first beam comes out before the other two, how could it all be one beam?" Well Craig, it's simple. You just need 3 focusing crystal activators to split the plasma into perpendicular blade energy channels."
- Stephen Colbert, who is a huge Star Wars Fan, gave a hilarious analysis of Kylo Ren& #39;s light saber after the first teaser dropped in 2014 after skeptics online criticized it: ----- "Sadly, there are some Stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin& #39; nerf herders out there who aren& #39;t thrilled with the new weapon. They say if these things are supposed to protect your hands like sword hilts, it wouldn& #39;t work cause the first time you cross lightsabers and it slid down to the bottom of the blade, your opponents light saber would chop through the little side sabers & chop off your hand. But see, this is how it works. I& #39;ve done my analysis. People think it& #39;s actually 3 different plasma streams, but it& #39;s all one. The long stream comes out, but the other two are attached to it okay? They don& #39;t stop where the metal hilt ends, the little metal jolts are just casings around the little beams to protect your hand. Even if someone slices through the Medal, they& #39;re going to hit the beam. Any Padawan knows that." ----- "Now, I know what your thinking. You saying uh, (mocking voice): "but Stephen, in the trailer, the first beam comes out before the other two, how could it all be one beam?" Well Craig, it& #39;s simple. You just need 3 focusing crystal activators to split the plasma into perpendicular blade energy channels."
- Stephen Colbert, who is a huge Star Wars Fan, gave a hilarious analysis of Kylo Ren's light saber after the first teaser dropped in 2014 after skeptics online criticized it: ----- "Sadly, there are some Stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin' nerf herders out there who aren't thrilled with the new weapon. They say if these things are supposed to protect your hands like sword hilts, it wouldn't work cause the first time you cross lightsabers and it slid down to the bottom of the blade, your opponents light saber would chop through the little side sabers & chop off your hand. But see, this is how it works. I've done my analysis. People think it's actually 3 different plasma streams, but it's all one. The long stream comes out, but the other two are attached to it okay? They don't stop where the metal hilt ends, the little metal jolts are just casings around the little beams to protect your hand. Even if someone slices through the Medal, they're going to hit the beam. Any Padawan knows that." ----- "Now, I know what your thinking. You saying uh, (mocking voice): "but Stephen, in the trailer, the first beam comes out before the other two, how could it all be one beam?" Well Craig, it's simple. You just need 3 focusing crystal activators to split the plasma into perpendicular blade energy channels."
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- This awesome design couldn't be left behind so we scooped up this Star wars/loteria men's t shirt! Size xl available. $8.00 plus shipping leave paypal email and zip code to claim ❤❤❤❤ #starwars #loteria #tshirtsforsale #scifi #igshop #loteria #chicano #vader #darthvader #starwarsfan #geek #nerd #starwarsnerd #mens #deathstar #theforce #maytheforcebewithyou #darkside #forsale #shoplocal #smallbussines #ie #sanbernardino #inlandempire #cali #retro #corazonvintage #iamyourfather #rockabilly

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